Dear Diary, Today was the most embarrassing day of my life. I hope this will never happen to me again. Here's how my day went. I woke up this morning around 7:30am. It was the Grand Final day for my Under 17's football side. We were undefeated. I was the full forward and so far I have kicked ninety seven goals. I need at least three more goals this game to get my first one hundred goal season. I was going through my normal Sunday morning football routine. Get up, eat breakfast nine wheat bix and two glasses of orange...
hit me smack in the groin. I went down like a sack of potatoes. The siren went. We lost by one point and I didn't kick my hundred goals. I was one short. I was still lying down on the ground ten minutes after the game had finished because I couldn't stand up and walk very easily. I was in lots of pain. The paramedics ended up calling an ambulance. The doctor said I had a ruptured testicle. Trust me, it hurts a lot worse than it sounds. I can't see myself going back to play football next year!